God went to the Arabs and said, " I have Commandments for you, that will make your lives better "
The Arabs asked, " What are Commandments ? Can you give us an example ? "
God said, " For example ........... Thou shall not kill "
The Arabs were shocked, " What ? Not kill ? No way ! Killing and massacaring innocent people is our birth-right and the only reason for our existence. No. We are not interested "
So God went to the Africans and said, " I have Commandments "
The Africans wanted an example.
God said, " For example ........... Honor thy Father and Mother "
The Africans were dismayed. They said, " Father ? Yo maan ! Can't tell for sure, who our fathers are, maan ! "
So God went to the Mexicans and said, " I have Commandments "
The Mexicans wanted an example.
God said, " For example ........... Thou shall not steal "
The Mexicans were flabbergasted. They said, " No steal ? No steal ??? Hey Senor, we no steal then how we live, huh ? Gracias, but no ! "
So God went to the French and said, " I have Commandments "
The French wanted an example.
God said, " For example ........... Thou shall not commit adultery "
The French were stunned. They said, " What ? Not commit ze adultery ....... ? Non, Non, Non. Non Monsieur. Pardonnez nous. We ze French, must have ze romance "
So God went to the Jews and said, " I have Commandments "
They asked, " Commandments ? How much do they cost ? "
God replied, " They are free "
The Jews answered, " Good. We shall take Ten !!! "
4 comments:
LOL! Thanx for this bit of knowledge which I wasn't aware of all these years!! ;)
Good one! :D
LOL
Though fiction but in a sense of humour, its written without lack of knowledge. Only through hear-say. Qualities of those communities of people you mentioned are not so grossly resembling to actuals. Would have been more humorous if you'd written with some better research on the communities. I would suggest add some gujjus, punjabis, Indians and Brahmins. :)
see you can feel the heat in Moinuddin Ali Khan.it's a joke ------don't take personally.Take a chill pill.
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