September 14, 2010

How Jews got the Ten Commandments


 

God went to the Arabs and said,   " I have Commandments for you, that will make your lives better " 

The Arabs asked,   " What are Commandments   ?   Can you give us an example   ? "

God said,   " For example ........... Thou shall not kill " 

The Arabs were shocked,   " What   ?   Not kill   ?   No way   !   Killing and massacaring innocent people is our birth-right and the only reason for our existence.  No.  We are not interested "

So God went to the Africans and said,   " I have Commandments "

The Africans wanted an example.

God said,   " For example ........... Honor thy Father and Mother " 

The Africans were dismayed.  They said,   " Father   ?   Yo maan   !   Can't tell for sure, who our fathers are, maan   ! "

So God went to the Mexicans and said,   " I have Commandments " 

The Mexicans wanted an example.

God said,   " For example ........... Thou shall not steal "

The Mexicans were flabbergasted.  They said,   " No steal   ?   No steal   ???   Hey Senor, we no steal then how we live, huh   ?   Gracias, but no   ! "

So God went to the French and said,   " I have Commandments "

The French wanted an example.

God said,   " For example ........... Thou shall not commit adultery "

The French were stunned.  They said,   " What  ?    Not commit  ze  adultery ....... ?   Non, Non, Non.   Non Monsieur.   Pardonnez nous.   We  ze  French, must have ze romance "

So God went to the Jews and said,   " I have Commandments "

They asked,   " Commandments   ?    How much do they cost   ? "

God replied,   " They are free "

The Jews answered,   " Good.  We shall take Ten  !!! "


4 comments:

  1. LOL! Thanx for this bit of knowledge which I wasn't aware of all these years!! ;)
    Good one! :D

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  2. Though fiction but in a sense of humour, its written without lack of knowledge. Only through hear-say. Qualities of those communities of people you mentioned are not so grossly resembling to actuals. Would have been more humorous if you'd written with some better research on the communities. I would suggest add some gujjus, punjabis, Indians and Brahmins. :)

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  3. see you can feel the heat in Moinuddin Ali Khan.it's a joke ------don't take personally.Take a chill pill.

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