July 28, 2008

Discuss Nuclear Power when you don't know shit?


A stranger was seated next to a sexy young girl on the airplane when the stranger tried to get pally with her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'

The hottie, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, 'What would you like to talk about?'

'Oh, I don't know', said the stranger. 'How about nuclear power?'

'OK', she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow and a deer all eat grass - the same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?'

The stranger thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.'

To which the young girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?'

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Now read THIS.

Are we sure that our leaders know all about the nuclear deal? When Rahul Gandhi can go on and on in the Parliament about how the nuclear deal can bring all sorts of riches and prosperity to the nation... yeah, yeah, its perceived to be some viagra... I'm assuming he should know A to Z of the deal. Turns out he has no clue what the IAEA abbreviates for !

And here is one major middle finger salute to the assholes in the media, who have conveniently overlooked this blunder and are singing praises of this 'intelligent young man' !

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27 comments:

HOBO said...

Have you ever heard of Chair-Power ?
:)

Ashu said...

after all teh doood is supposed to be next PM of the country

Sachi said...

You spoke my mind. Did you see that NDTV interviewing these leaders from both B.J.P. 'nd Congress. They answered things like "petrol sasta karne k liye deal hai" or even, "kuch un se relation rakhne k liye" on being asked what nuclear deal was.

Pavi!!!! said...

im sorry ..im also v.v. ignorant in this dept..so wat does IAEA stand for?? enlighten me pls.

But yes..coz i donno shit abt it..i dont discuss such matters.

Solitaire said...

Well said Pavi.

I dunno either. Maybe I should watch more TV for information.

Vrij said...

@ HOBO

On my blog, I hear only of Chai power ;)

Vrij said...

@ Ashu

Sad future our country has!

Vrij said...

@ Sachi

All these netas want to do is rub up to the firangi asses in want of some green bucks! They can hardly speak coherently on the deal.

Vrij said...

@ Pavi

Thats ok.. u and me arent tom-tomming about the deal in any parliament!

And yeah.. u can always google it out!

Vrij said...

@ Sol

:)

Chakoli said...

LOL... :))

I agree about 80% wudnt be knowing what it is and what benefits it has .....

including the Lok sabha members...and I toh even doubt Karat saheb...who keeps on criticizing it....

Keshi said...

I dunno much abt Nuclear Power cos I really dun care! :) It dun interest me.

LOL @middle finger at media ppl. Vrij d u really think they can see ur middle finger?


Keshi.

Orchid said...

Very well said Vrij..but did y read swaminomics in sun TOI..Mr Aiyar actually supports RG for commendable argument on worrying abt hw india will impact the world..rather then the nuclear deal impacting india..i knw RG was also mentioning on the power in this country but i totally second aiyar's opinion.

иidhi S said...

lol....well to tell u d truth dunno much abt it.... bt yeah nice point you have brought up there....kudos man...

Ria said...

Seriously!Its saddening to see tht where one can reach on pure basis of legacy!I hate rahul gandhi coz he jus doesnt knw anything abt India and ppl claim tht he's the next PM! Wtf man!

ceedy said...

no comment - as I dont know "shit" about it

Princess Mia said...

i was laughing mate....good one....

btw i am also quite a duh on this topic ;)

Stupidosaur said...

Me too quite an ignoRant fool in this matter, like most others.

'Others' above refers to matters as well as people.

Thanks for the award :)

Anindita said...

LOL!!!

Was wondering when someone would blog about this!

Speak about the nuclear deal when you don't know about shit! This is too good!

Cheers. ^^

Aaarti said...

hahaha.. good one!!

well, i wonder about that too.. half the time the people on tv have no clues what they are talking abt.. the rest consists of the media that blow it up out of proportion n go on n on abt it!!!

Veens said...

ohh cme on...tell me... who knws? me? no.. him no?



leaders dnt need to knw u knw ;)

Preeti said...

Hahaahahhahhaa!!!! :D

My lips are sealed ;)

Vrij said...

Thanx for the comments folks..
was deprived of my internet connection since yest morning.. damn the hathway guys.. only the dhamki I gave this afternoon seemed to work..

Good to see that all of u agree wid the fact that RG does not deserve to be what he is.. so how about starting a campaign against him?

lukkydivz said...

hehe :D i dont understand politics :(

Orchid said...

boohooo..u didnt read my comment..i m frm the minority..n u ruled me out !!

bw try shifting 2 reliance broadnet ..connection wil be much better.

Shruti said...

:-O middle finger to all politicians AND Rahul Gandhi?
:D way to go!! LOL!
But oh.. politics and I haven't met :P

Vrij said...

@ Divs

Great. Keep away :)


@ Orchid

I did read ur comment about Mr Aiyar who I feel writes good sometimes, but writes crap most times.


@ Shruti

Yep, middle finger to all politicos ..|..

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