May 25, 2008

Hotel Etiquette

On complaining of delayed service at a Star Hotel:

"We are extremely sorry for the delay Sir. This will not be repeated again. We thank you for your concern and for dining with us."




At a roadside shanty stall:

"Beh******, main kahin bhaag jaa rahoon kya? Itne log baithe hain, thodi der theher jao... saab ka pilane choot jara !!!"

16 comments:

Ria said...

he he nice contrast!!but wht do u enjoy more; food at a five star or at a road side shanty??

Vrij said...

Ria.. yep, it was a stark contrast.

And no points for guessing that I enjoyed the latter !

Pri said...

ROFL!!
if only u could hear the voice in the head of the former, u would have known how well it matched with the latter :p

Vrij said...

Pri.. right, well said.. probably, the voice in the formers head might have been worse than the latters!

Ankur said...

haha... u know it such happened once that i was on a lunch date and we went to Sheraton... and a piece of hair came in my girls soup and she dislikes it the most.. she was sayin no no we shld go, pay them and we go, the hotel walas were Sir, how can you and all that... and i was like... god agar doston ke saath aya hota toh aaj toh hum Sheraton ki band baja kar jaate... :P :P
hehehe

but i tell u any day road side dhabas are D BEST!!!! ANYDAY!!! :D :D

Cheers!!!

Chakoli said...

LOL>..


so what would u prefer...???

still roa side dhaba is better fr me;-))

rantravereflect said...

buahahahhha:)
changin shades of customer service!!
amesome man!

guess the money we sell outta our pockets is the biggets decidin factor i life, after all!

class ya mass?:)

Aaarti said...

lolz.. yep, this happens...

I prefer road side shanty stalls anyday.. food is good, place is chilled out.. and not heavy on wallet ;)

Vrij said...

Ankur.. i swear.. thats what I feel so many times I have to shut up because wifey is along.. only if I'd been with the gang, uski band baja ke wapas aate..

Vrij said...

Chaks.. me too!

Vrij said...

RRR.. yes, its the moolah that counts.. but still, I just love the thelas..

Vrij said...

Aarti.. bingo!!

Anvita said...

I couldnt stop laughing reading this one hehe

hey I see you blogrolled me, thank u so much, i quite liked yur blog as well, quite peppy n chirpy, long n short of it, its good...so i am blogrolling u as well

Vrij said...

Anvita.. Thanx for appreciating my blog.. I liked urs too, hence blogrolled it.

Ashu said...

that was zillarious esp bh***

Vrij said...

Ashu.. :)

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