April 24, 2008

Funniest One-Liner !

I am a chronic SMS forwarder. Keep forwarding texts which can be funny, informative or downright nasty sometimes to a group of friends/cousins. And most of these are recieved from the same group as well.. some people do find it boring and a time-waste. But they do not realise that it brings a bit of happiness to the reciever. At least a smile, which might not last more than a few seconds. But in this fast paced world, where we hardly get time to enjoy our time, a few seconds of joy which I can spread in my small way are a good thing.
And of course, most of these are One-liners. Some of my favorite ones are:
  • Hospital Announcement: Due to a mix up in the Urology Department, Orange Juice will not be served today.
  • Board outside a brothel: Married men not allowed. We are here to serve the needy, not the greedy!
  • Ladki electricity office call kari aur boli: batti chali gai hai, ghar pe bhi koi nahi hai, aadmi bhejdo. Officer: Aadmi nahi hai, mombatti se kaam chala lo ;)
  • Definition of a virgin: On the verge, but not yet in!

But my all time favorite one-liner is:

"Do Sardarji Chess khel rahe thhey" !!

Whats yours?

PS: If you are interested in sending me some funny texts, mail me!

14 comments:

  1. LOL funny indeedz!

    **Board outside a brothel: Married men not allowed. We are here to serve the needy, not the greedy!

    hahahahaha!


    Keshi.

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  2. haahhahahhaa LOL....

    do sardarjee chess khel rahe hain....

    gosh!!!!

    height ...:-)))

    but wt is that mail me??

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  3. **Board outside a brothel: Married men not allowed. We are here to serve the needy, not the greed**

    HAHAHAHAHA......

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  4. Arz Hai..

    JIS KE DIL MEIN DARD HAI WOH DILDAAR HAI...

    JIS KE DIL MEIN DARD HAI WOH DILDAAR HAI.
    ..
    ..
    ..
    ..
    JIS KE SAR MEIN DARD HAI WOH SARDAAR HAI.

    WAH WAH WAH .......!!!!!

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  5. Zailsingh decided to write the MBA exam. He could understand every thing except for the LOGIC part. One day when he was reading, Vrij came home.
    Vrij: Zailsinghji How is your MBA preparation?
    Zail Singh: Every thing is fine, but I could not understand Logic.
    Vrij: Logic is very easy.
    Zailsingh: Can you give me an example, so that I can understand.
    Vrij: OK. Do you have fish pot in your house?
    Zail: YES.
    Vrij: Logically, there will be water in it.
    Zail: YES.
    Vrij: Logically, there will be fish in it.
    Zail: YES.
    Vrij: Logically, someone will be feeding the fish.
    Zail: YES.
    Vrij: I take a guess that your wife will be feeding the fish.
    Zail: YES.
    Vrij: so, logically, your are married.
    Zail: YES.
    Vrij: So, that means U are a heterosexual.

    Zailsingh was very glad and he understood logic. Next day he sees Butasingh and he was also preparing for MBA.

    Zail: How is your MBA preparation?
    Buta: Everything is fine except for the logic.
    Zail: Oh, logic is easy.
    Buta: Please, give me an example.
    Zail: Do you have a fish pot in your house?
    Buta: NO, I don't.
    Zail: Saala HOMO!!!

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  6. Keshi.. :)

    Chaks.. Haan ji.. its funny rt?
    And mail me so that I can give u my mobile number!

    Cind.. :)

    Trance.. Good ones these.. Thanx :))

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  7. I loved the sardar one...hilarious!!!

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  8. VRY NICE.

    m unable to stop my laughing.........

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  9. hahaha the sardarji one is an all time fav of mine...
    bt u dunno what...i once unintentionally recited the joke ..to a sardarji :-/
    and then i realised...!!!!

    thankgod! he had a great sense of humour...or pretended to have atleast!:D

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  10. Preeti.. Yep.. :)

    Sandhya.. Thanx :)

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  11. Pri.. that might have gotten the wrath of the sardar onto u.. lucky u escaped!!

    All said and done.. sardars have mastered the art of laughing at themselves.. Kushwant Singh leads by example.

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  12. @Vrij: Nice ones there!

    @In trance: bravo!

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