I am a chronic SMS forwarder. Keep forwarding texts which can be funny, informative or downright nasty sometimes to a group of friends/cousins. And most of these are recieved from the same group as well.. some people do find it boring and a time-waste. But they do not realise that it brings a bit of happiness to the reciever. At least a smile, which might not last more than a few seconds. But in this fast paced world, where we hardly get time to enjoy our time, a few seconds of joy which I can spread in my small way are a good thing.
And of course, most of these are One-liners. Some of my favorite ones are:
- Hospital Announcement: Due to a mix up in the Urology Department, Orange Juice will not be served today.
- Board outside a brothel: Married men not allowed. We are here to serve the needy, not the greedy!
- Ladki electricity office call kari aur boli: batti chali gai hai, ghar pe bhi koi nahi hai, aadmi bhejdo. Officer: Aadmi nahi hai, mombatti se kaam chala lo ;)
- Definition of a virgin: On the verge, but not yet in!
But my all time favorite one-liner is:
"Do Sardarji Chess khel rahe thhey" !!
PS: If you are interested in sending me some funny texts, mail me!